And so it came to pass that a container full of shiny new fridges was ordered to cool those in heaven and make those in hell jealous. At the same time, a container of large shoes was ordered to kick those in hell!
Somewhere en route, a tempest arose and squidgy things in quantum physics collided with the space time continuum thingies, a black hole merged with a white hole whatsit. And then there was trouble! The containers were split asunder and somewhere between heaven & hell an enormous boot kicked a mighty fridge.
Thijs Delnoij held up his nitroglycerine spray for all to see, murmered "assent" and stepped into the fridge.
Luud Tilly a local klotskop shouted "Furlanetto
BN5" and leaped into the fridge. Terry Howley let the Sunbirds
fly as he merged with the fridge
and Ron Scheilen thumped his scheenbeenpoes and strode into the fridge light.
And behold................. Each time the fridge is kicked the door opens, the light shines and music from all times, past & present, can be heard!